Contact Us

Go ahead—rant, rave, or roast us. We love hearing from our fellow opinionated humans.

But before you do, a few things:
We don’t accept guest posts. Write your own hot takes.
We’re not here to mediate your online drama. (But we’ll definitely grab popcorn.) 🍿
If you’re easily offended, maybe take a deep breath first.

Otherwise, you can reach us here:

📧 Email us: [email protected] (Preferred—because we like receipts.)
📲 Message us on Facebook (Yes, we actually check.)
📩 DM us on Instagram (If it’s meme-worthy, we might even repost.)

Fire away—we can’t wait to hear what’s on your mind. Just keep it spicy. 🔥